Friday, December 30, 2011

A letter to an A$$hole

Dear Microwave,
Thank you for burning my hands, and leaving my pasta cold as ice. You heated my bowl, and not my food for the last time. Again, thanks for that, thanks for opening my eyes. I now see that I need a new microwave because you're a piece of shit.
Thanks for the good times,
DeeTee

8 comments:

  1. Fucking microwaves. Such a useless tool unless you're too stupid to work a fucking stove.

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  2. Sorry guy. Hope your cheer up friend!

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  3. Did you get to eat the pasta in the end?

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  4. After about 5 minutes of heating, it was ready but by that time, I didn't want it anymore

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  5. Yes! that's so accurate. I always get burned by the edges but end up eating cold food.

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  6. lol, that has happened so many times to me, although the micro belongs to my flatmate

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