Friday, December 30, 2011

A letter to an A$$hole

Dear Microwave,
Thank you for burning my hands, and leaving my pasta cold as ice. You heated my bowl, and not my food for the last time. Again, thanks for that, thanks for opening my eyes. I now see that I need a new microwave because you're a piece of shit.
Thanks for the good times,
DeeTee
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8 comments:

  1. You Couldn't Care LessDecember 30, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Fucking microwaves. Such a useless tool unless you're too stupid to work a fucking stove.

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  2. EatDecember 30, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    I know that feel...

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  3. BragonDornDecember 30, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Sorry guy. Hope your cheer up friend!

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  4. TomDecember 31, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Did you get to eat the pasta in the end?

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  5. The DeeTeeDecember 31, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    After about 5 minutes of heating, it was ready but by that time, I didn't want it anymore

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  6. Vulcan RavenDecember 31, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    microwaves are mean mean things

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  7. SliverDecember 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Yes! that's so accurate. I always get burned by the edges but end up eating cold food.

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  8. Dave NatanJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    lol, that has happened so many times to me, although the micro belongs to my flatmate

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